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Who likes making a scene? An offensive gesture perhaps? Well lucky for you, we will soon have "our buddy jesus" at your fun local hang-outs( beaches, gay strip clubs, etc.), doing common everyday things( puking, wearing bikinis, etc.). If you would like to order a "our buddy jesus" t-shirt with an our buddy jesus scene on it, we also let you kow how. SO, keep in touch with us for when we're up and running(hopefully by the end of december).
DARWIN LOVES JESUS
AND THEY BOTH LOVED
IT!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck jesus is only what the UNHOLY say
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He once lived in a far away land. No one knew who he was. He just wanted to party.. Living in such a boring age of time, his fellow people thought he was a little too happy and cheerful. So, Buddy Jesus was warned. He must end his smiles, laughing and whatever else that might give someone joy. But Buddy Jesus said, "HHHEEEEYYYY!!" and put both of his thumbs up.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He doesn't know that i'm revealing his specialty sauce to you. Okaay, start to prepare. You need a 4-quart sauce pan, a ladle, a stove(must have some kind of heating source), some salt, a whole shit load of pot, and a jesus' special sauce!bottle of ragu.................Okay, boil the ragu, add some salt, perhaps some reefer(recommended), heat, and then smoke some pot. Wah-lah. You have our buddy
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